Parallel Universe Etiquette
Welcome, interdimensional traveler! In this guide, we'll cover the dos and don'ts of navigating the infinite parallel universes.
Pre-Travel Checklist:
- Check the fabric of space-time for any tears or anomalies.
- Pack lightyears' worth of snacks.
- Leave a note for your alternate yous.
Etiquette Rules:
- Don't talk about the infinite possibilities.
- Respect local customs, even if they're not your customs.
- Don't try to bring a parallel you to dinner, unless you're sure they're cool with it.
Common Mistakes:
- Not bringing enough socks.
- Not understanding that a parallel universe isn't actually parallel, it's just... different.
- Failing to tip the local barkeep.